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Wives and Goatees by SarcasticFox Wives and Goatees by SarcasticFox
The Foppish Black Vampire Cloak of Rassilon

You know, if the Doctor hates meeting himself (at least, the Fifth Doctor does and the Ninth Doctor would), we can only IMAGINE how annoying it would be for the Master to pop in on himself. In that endless white empty place where they meet after they've been defeated by that GIT DOCTOR AGAIN. *wrings fist*

I was actually thinking about the previous Masters. And... I decided that the only Master that I don't really like is the Eric Roberts one, but he was just rubbish. It was horrible acting and he gets -500 points for trying to shoot Matt in the head, hurting Claude and trying to get to Noah. That was a completely different show but WHATEVER.

I know some people *coughNellycough* who don't like the older Masters from Old!Who, but I decided that I do. Because corny villains are some of the best villains. And the Master was one of the corniest. I mean look at that goatee. He had that whole diabolical thing goin' on, man. I mean, how many villains do you know that try to take over the world with PLASTIC PEOPLE.

Ainley is pure awesome. I dare you do to deny it.

Yes, I've watched Old!Who. After finishing the New Series in 2006, I tracked down every single episode I could and watched it. So people don't get to say that I'm only a Doctor/Rose fan cause I like New!Who. You don't get much better than Tom Baker in Doctor Who. And I mean that.


EDIT: I do, however, have a shit memory. It was Borusa that got trapped in the tomb, not the Master.

EDIT2: Changed now! Yay for Planet of Fire!
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Redcatie7 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
No beardy baby! *wipes his tears* It's okay, Ainley, Simm had a beard too, he just married his.
Spn-Sherlock-geek Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"Oh GOD"
Not again! *whaks him with a spoon* BAD NEW MASTER!! BAD!!
SoulCanvas Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
Aww he looks so hurt! :(
The goatee is boss!
donobowk Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
The master is like the doctor. I like all of them.....not sure I like what they did with all of them (simm's lightning, cannibalism and drumming) but I do like all the portrayals  
Lokiloki22 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Don't mess with his goatee
Ginko-333 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome! :3
weeya1 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
I like the old Masters, they were the best. And still is.

I'll admit, when I was little, I didn't know about the Doc so I was confused when the new Master showed up.

And to be frank: I hated him. I didn't know why, but I hated him, he was to...insaine and....well crazy! But when I started to wach the Classic Doctor Who, I loved the villen better than the new one. Why can't we have villens like this?!
crazyartist12 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Autons you mean? :woohoo: how about Jon Pertwee's era?
MistressAinley Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohh Ainley is my Master... I love him and his black vampire cloak*-* and his Beard.... without Wife *-*
Poor Master .
Nice work!
ky-sta Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh God! I LOVE IT!
Tapix-Jaywing Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
xD The Master + the Master = total disaster, one way or another.
EmbodimentOfSin20 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
Ninjapuppy96 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011
D'aaw poor ainley master! *hugs him*
TaigaaGina Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
Aww... They look kinda cute.
NikitaDarkstar Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god thats hilarious. And well.. yhea I very much doubt the Master likes meeting himself. Any of his previous selves. (Would be fun to try to figure out what his other incarnation looked and acted like.. since he's on his 16-17th.. but there's only 6 onscreen versions of him. :p)
Lilylily7000 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
X'D I love Delgado, and though it would bruise his pride I could kinda see this happening...
Amledo Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
Ainley always made me think of Dick Dasterdly for some reason....
At any rate, Tom Baker is indeed the best Doctor ever.
flying-katana Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010
eurasia-art Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awh.... I feel sorry for the master to the right XD
Ginnabean Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahahahaomigawd /dies
hypergirl99 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2010   Writer
It took me like, ten minutes to figure out that you were talking about Heroes, then it was another ten minutes til I stopped squeeing that the Master was on Heroes.
TimeAgentAvril Featured By Owner May 7, 2010  Student Writer
*wibble* :iconsadplz: loving it :iconfunnyplz:
future-time-lady Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2010   Writer
This is quite possibly the most brilliant thing I've ever seen in my life.
XD I love the Master.
Theta-Kenobi Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010

Hilarious! I feel sorry for Ainley. Shrunk by his own weapon, turned into a cat... Oh yeah, and just before he became him he'd been a wrinkly old... Thing in a cloak.
Ilssii-Koschei Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2010
hahaha! the last Panel is brilliant!
ThyNameIs-Jai Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2010
LOL. That is amazing.
Poor Ainley, upset about a beard.

That aand I love the fact Simm is like... "oh ffs, he's at it AGAIN."

Nicely done. :D
Thy-Demon Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010  Student Writer
You... are my hero. And this is my official new definition of Ainley!Master! :D

No, really, you did exactly what I wanted to do when I started wtaching New Who, GO BACK AND WATCH ALL THE OLD ONES! GAH! It's UNBELIEVABLY difficult though and I'm only just cracking open that large crack-tastic egg that is Clasic Who, but I LOVE it! ESPECIALLY the Master... okay, maybe it's because the only Classic Who episodes I've seen HAD the Master in them but, for realz, HE'S JUST PLAIN AWESOME IN EVERY REGENERATION! :la:

Except Roberts!Master... he sucked... and should have immediately re-regenerated into Simm and saved us WHOLE lot of feckin' trouble and heartache.

Yeah, so... this comic WINS AT LIFE! Thank you so much! :D

NeverReallyBeenSure Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Windestaenzerin Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome! :D
Oximore Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010

(the ending is genius! XD)
jebbifurzz Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
Haha, this exchange is absolutely adorable! Poor little Ainley. I liked his vampire cloak. But it was pretty hilarious when there was a shrunken Master running around. And Peri somehow didn't step on him. Lol... Now we just need one with Roberts and Delgado. I'm sure you could have a field day with that. ;)
jebbifurzz Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
Oh, and maybe the zombie Master Pratt and Beavers too...
aragornsgirl333 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha epic! I love the expressions! And aww bless Ainley!Master in the last panel, and I love Simm!Master's "Oh God" expression in that same panel! :XD:
DevinDonnaNicole Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009
First of all that LOOKS awesome. 2nd, aaaawh. Poor sad Master.
Simpuramafampark Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2009
Thats just hilarious! XD the last panel! "wibble" i faved this
Loonalily Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2009
Oh God the cloak... I don't even WANT to remember the cloak.
LividianofAstyr Featured By Owner May 9, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD! Aahhhhh good ol' Koschei - Brilliant in any form! Though I have to say both versions featured are my particular faves - even if Ainsley's master was a biiiit silly :P
CaptainMorgan13 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
Awwww I love the Master!!!!
Rambo-Jewsters Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
*falls off chair laughing* fave!
heart-angel Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
*laughs* I will say that this is pretty epic. You gotta love the masters. ;)
Marmidotte Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
That made me laugh, and a lot :P Let me guess, he learned that "you hurt a cute baby" face from Five?
Rathney-quinn Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009
awww poor master.......
Katakana1 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2009
:clap: funny idea :D
a-theifs-soul Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009
::snerk:: I always loved the dastardly evil goatee. :D

This place would be chalk full of conversations that I would love to hear.
Faerie-Glaerdrune Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2009  Student General Artist
Aww...*pat pat* Poor evil overlord Master.
Wilawen Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2009
Aawww, poor Master.
I always did like him really.
blackvixzin Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008
Thats so MEAN! Poor Master!!!! *hugs*
Herebellama Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
u know? I almost feel sorry for the old master here, despite what he did to 4th. The *wibble* was excelent!
Que: ahhhhhhhhhh
Kihien Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Nice. I've seen a bit of Old Who, but never seen the Master other than his newest incarnation. Now I just may have to go looking for some of the other ones.
taco85 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008
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