Please stop comparing Meyer to Rowling, every-news-article-about-Twilight-that-wasn't-about RPattz-ever. There is no comparison, because Jo is a GOOD writer, and you need to stop comparing them before I lose my faith in humanity, which has already been strained since Twilight became a 'thing'. Rowling is not the greatest writer, perhaps, nor a writer that is the epitome of uniqueness and ingenuity in our generation, but she is a good writer, who takes her work with both seriousness and humour, and if you try to claim to me that Stephanie Meyer is any way near close to that, I might just have to come over to your house and smash your face in with a sledge hammer.

I might not agree with the 'ships that came to fruition in HP, but at least there's some development rather than "they saw each other, and they just wanted to fuck for hours", which is about as developed as Twilight gets. Not in those words, of course, but as long as you shove "beautiful" and "scintillating" in between every other FUCKING word, that IS basically the Twilight series.

I mean, are you serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS. My brain begins to hurt even TRYING to put those two women on the same scale; IT DOESN'T WORK. Unless Meyer is going to sit on her side with a bunch of Jane Austen novels that she tries apparently to incorporate, or claim as 'inspiration' when her books never show any ounce of such, this scale is not balanced.

And if you honestly think that Meyer and Rowling are in any way comparable, I might have no choice but just to murder you. I am not going to lie, I have a few friends who have liked Twilight, but at least they're not comparing it to Rowling. In fact, if any of them think that Twilight is better, I might have to pretend I don't know them.

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, MEYER ALSO DOES NOT BELONG IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS MICHELLE OBAMA, FEMALE FORCE. Fuck your terrible comics that have the thin veil of 'girl power' over the overwhelming load of BULLSHIT.

...... I'm okay now.

Anyway, in other news, I remembered how much Lily/James is hot.